Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

Free yourself and your family from the f*cking clutter before you croak! Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend this book dishes out the funny unpretentious advice you need to hear the most. You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow live in the moment without the f*cking mess and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide you’ll learn how to ditch the d*mn indecision get your sh*t together and give your busy family a f*cking break and more! Whether you’re getting ready to move in move on or just move your ass Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.